This post is probably late but I still haven’t said happy Thanksgiving!!!! Enjoy this!
- Q: Why do pilgrims’ pants keep falling down?
A: Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
- Q: What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
A: Your nose.
- Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey because he’s already stuffed!
- Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks!